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Posted : admin On 4/6/2022Miss Moneypenny: I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together. James Bond: Moneypenny, I'm devastated.
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Bond: My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. Everyone’s favorite spy franchise turns 50 next month. To commemorate five decades of James Bond, MGM is releasing a 22-film Blu-ray set tomorrow that 007 fanatics won’t want to miss. M, the head of the British secret service, suspects everything has been planned by Hugo Drax, so he sends James Bond to investigate. 007 is welcomed by pilot Corinne Dufour and obtains from her some important information, but the girl is devoured by Drax's dogs.
| Release Date (UK) | September 17th, 1964 |
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| Release Date (US) | December 22nd, 1964 |
| Director | Guy Hamilton |
| Film Number | 3 of 24 |
| Running Time | 110 Minutes |
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| Bond: | Do you expect me to talk? |
| Goldfinger: | No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die! |
| Goldfinger: | Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime! |
| [Q is showing Bond his new Aston Martin DB5] | |
| Q: | Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear level here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it. |
| Bond: | Why not? |
| Q: | Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish! |
| Bond: | Ejector seat? You're joking! |
| Q: | I never joke about my work, 007. |
| Goldfinger: | There is nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know. |
| Bond: | Well, you're forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008 replaces me. |
| Goldfinger: | I trust he will be more successful. |
| Bond: | Well, he knows what I know. |
| Goldfinger: | You know nothing, Mr. Bond. |
| Bond: | Operation Grand Slam, for instance. |
| Goldfinger: | Two words you may have overheard, which cannot have the slightest significance to you or anyone in your organization. |
| Bond: | Can you afford to take that chance? |
| Goldfinger | You are quite right, Mr Bond. You are worth more to me alive. |
| [after electrocuting a henchman who tried to kill him] | |
| Bond: | Shocking. Positively shocking. |
| Pussy Galore: | My name is Pussy Galore |
| Bond: | I must be dreaming. |
| Reporter: | Station WEBS brings you the latest in world news. Washington, at the White House today, the president said that he was entirely satisfied... |
| Bond: | [to Jill Masterson]That makes two of us. |
| M: | You've hardly distinguished yourself, have you? You were supposed to observe Mr. Goldfinger, not borrow his girlfriend. |
| Bond: | My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
| Q: | ..reception on the dashboard here. Audio-visual, range a hundred and fifty miles. |
| Bond: | Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route. |
| Q: | It has not been perfected, out of years of patient research, entirely for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, intact for once, when you return from the field. |
| Bond: | Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field. |
| Col. Smithers: | Have a little more of this.. rather disappointing brandy. |
| M: | What's the matter with it? |
| Bond: | I'd say it was a thirty year old fine, indifferently blended, sir.. with an overdose of bon-bois. |
| M: | Colonel Smithers is giving the lecture, 007. |
| Bond: | What do you know about gold, Moneypenny. |
| Moneypenny: | Oh, the only gold I know about is the kind you wear. You know, on the third finger of your left hand. |
| Bond: | Well, one of these days we really must look into that. |
| Moneypenny: | How about tonight? You'll come over for dinner.. and I'll cook you a wonderful angel cake. |
| Bond: | Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure. But I'm afraid I have a.. business appointment. |
| Moneypenny: | That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Oh well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James? |
| M: | [over intercom]She is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late. |
| Moneypenny: | Then there's hope for me yet. |
| Bond: | Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me? |
| Bond: | What's your name? |
| Jill Masterson: | Jill |
| Bond: | Jill who? |
| Jill Masterson: | Jill Masterson |
| Bond: | Tell me, Jill. Why does he do it? |
| Jill Masterson: | He likes to win. |
| Bond: | Why do you do it? |
| Jill Masterson: | He pays me. |
| Bond: | Is that all he pays you for? |
| Jill Masterson: | And for being seen with him. |
| Bond: | Just seen? |
| Jill Masterson: | Just seen. |
| Bond: | Oh, I'm so glad. |
| M: | Gold? All over? |
| Bond: | She died of skin suffocation. It's been known to happen to cabaret dancers. It's all right as long as you leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to breathe. |
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| Mei-Lei: | Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond? |
| Bond: | Just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred. |
| Goldfinger: | Two holes to go. |
| Bond: | Yes, and all's square. |
| Goldfinger: | Then you have no objection to increasing the stakes? |
| Bond: | No. What did you have in mind? |
| Goldfinger: | Why, the bar of gold you have with you, naturally. |
| Bond: | It's worth five thousand pounds. |
| Goldfinger: | Oh, I'll stake cash equivalent. |
| Bond: | Naturally. |
| Goldfinger: | Strict rules of golf? |
| Bond: | But of course. |
| Pussy Galore: | You like a close shave, don't you. |
| Bond: | You're a women of many parts, Pussy. |
| Hawker: | If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer. |
| Bond: | It isn't. |
| Hawker: | How do you know? |
| Bond: | I'm standing on it |
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Miss Moneypenny Quotes:
Miss Moneypenny: [Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in] James!
James Bond: Moneypenny.
[Bond and Moneypenny embrace and kiss. Bond lays Moneypenny out on her desk]
Miss Moneypenny: Oh, James...
[Continue kissing, when all of a sudden... ]
Q: [walking in] Moneypenny?
[Moneypenny sits up abruptly and removes a pair of virtual reality simulation centre glasses]
Miss Moneypenny: Um... I was... um... just testing it out.
[She blushes and buttons her blouse]
Q: Oh, it's rather hard, isn't it?
Miss Moneypenny: Yes... very...
Miss Moneypenny: M authorizes you to observe Miss Onatopp but stipulates no - contact without prior approval. End transmission, Moneypenny. Good night, James. I trust you'll stay - Onatopp of things.
-- Miss MoneypennyMiss Moneypenny: You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
James Bond: Really. What's the penalty for that?
Miss Moneypenny: Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.
James Bond: Hmm, never seen you after hours, Moneypenny... lovely.
Miss Moneypenny: Thank you, James.
James Bond: Out on some kind of fashion assignment, dressing to kill?
Miss Moneypenny: I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went to the theater together.
James Bond: Moneypenny, I'm devastated.
-- Miss MoneypennyJames Bond: What would I ever do without you?
Miss Moneypenny: As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me.
James Bond: Hope springs eternal.
James Bond: After you, Moneypenny.
Miss Moneypenny: No, I insist. You first.
-- Miss MoneypennyMiss Moneypenny: James!
James Bond: Moneypenny, a feast for my eyes!
Miss Moneypenny: What about the rest of you?
James Bond: Well, I was going to get around to that.
Miss Moneypenny: James! Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you.
[Picks up phone]
Miss Moneypenny: 007 is here sir.
[Slaps Bond's hand away from the papers on her desk]
James Bond: Moneypenny! What gives?
Miss Moneypenny: Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner...
James Bond: I would, you know. Only 'M' would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government property.
Miss Moneypenny: Flattery will get you nowhere - but don't stop trying.
-- Miss MoneypennyMiss Moneypenny: [At a horse Ascot Racecourse] Come on Fluke! Get a wiggle on!
James Bond: Well, I must say you've become more beautiful everyday.
Miss Moneypenny: *I'm* over here.
James Bond: Oh, of course you are.
Miss Moneypenny: And this is Miss Penelope Smallbone - my new assistant.
-- Miss MoneypennyJames Bond: What can I say Miss Moneypenny, except to say that she is - as attractive and, eh, - as charming...
Miss Moneypenny: As I used to be?
James Bond: I didn't say that.
Miss Moneypenny: You're such a flatter, James.
James Bond: Oh, Moneypenny, you know there never has been and - there never will be anybody but you.
Miss Moneypenny: So, you've told me.
James Bond: Welcome to universal exports.
[Bond gives Miss Smallbone a bouquet of red carnations]
Miss Moneypenny: Take it dear, that's all you'll ever get from him.
Penelope Smallbone: Thank you, Commander Bond.
James Bond: You know me?
Penelope Smallbone: Miss Moneypenny described you.
Miss Moneypenny: In nauseating detail.
James Bond: Really?
-- Miss MoneypennyJames Bond: What do you know about gold, Moneypenny?
Miss Moneypenny: Oh, the only gold I know about is the kind you wear... you know, on the third finger of your left hand?
James Bond: Hmm, one of these days we really must look into that.
Miss Moneypenny: What about tonight? You'll come over for dinner...
[playfully tosses Bond's hat onto the hat rack]
Miss Moneypenny: and I'll cook you a wonderful angel cake.
James Bond: Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure, but unfortunately I do have a... business appointment.
Miss Moneypenny: That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me. Oh, well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James?
M: [over intercom] 'She' is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late.
Miss Moneypenny: [to Bond] So there's hope for me yet.
James Bond: [gives Moneypenny a playful peck on the cheek] Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me?
James Bond: Keep this between ourselves.
Miss Moneypenny: That girl must be very talented.
James Bond: Believe me, my interest in her is purely professional.
-- Miss MoneypennyQ: Una Yakov. Confirmed kills - 3. Probable kills - 2. Assassination methods - strangulation with hands or thighs.
Miss Moneypenny: Why, James, she's just your type.
James Bond: Wrong again, Moneypenny. You are.
Miss Moneypenny: I'll file that with the other secret information around here.
James Bond: Moneypenny, be a dear, ask Records to monitor Czech publications and news services, see if they can find any mention of a woman cellist at a Conservatoire in Bratislava.
Miss Moneypenny: I didn't know you were such a music lover, James. Anytime you want to drop by and listen to my Barry Manilow collection...
[Bond pats Moneypenny on the behind twice and leaves]
-- Miss MoneypennyJames Bond: [Playfully] Once more into the breach, dear friends.
Miss Moneypenny: And one plane ticket, lucky man. I've never been to Istanbul.
James Bond: You've never been to Istanbul? Where the moonlight on the Bosphorus is irresistible.
Miss Moneypenny: Maybe I should get you to take me there someday. I've tried everything else.
James Bond: Darling, Moneypenny, you know I've never even looked at another woman.
Miss Moneypenny: Oh, really James?
James Bond: Let me tell you the secret of the world...
[Interrupted by M]
James Bond: Anyone seeing you in that outfit, Moneypenny, would most certainly be discouraged from leaving the country. What can I bring you back from Holland?
Miss Moneypenny: A diamond? In a ring?
James Bond: Would you settle for a tulip?
Miss Moneypenny: [Bond leaves; she sighs longingly] Yes!
-- Miss MoneypennyJames Bond: Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.
Miss Moneypenny: James, we *both* should be!
Miss Moneypenny: Have you got an assignment, James?
James Bond: Yes, Moneypenny. I'm to eliminate all free radicals.
Miss Moneypenny: Ooh. Do be careful.
-- Miss MoneypennyMiss Moneypenny: James! But, why are you so late?
James Bond: I fell out of an airplane without a parachute. Who's in there?
Miss Moneypenny: Q and the Minister of Defense.
James Bond: You don't believe me do you?
Miss Moneypenny: No. And you should go right in.
Miss Moneypenny: Why James, you look like you've just fallen off a mountain.
James Bond: Funny you should say that, Moneypenny, actually I was in a cable car. It doesn't matter.
-- Miss MoneypennyMiss Moneypenny: Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe's been rushed in. *And* the Home Secretary, too.
James Bond: Somebody's probably lost a dog.
Miss Moneypenny: James, how else will you recognize her?
James Bond: Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh.
-- Miss MoneypennyMiss Moneypenny: [Talking on the phone] A red square with a spike through it?
Bond: Yes, I think it's a tong sign: the Red Dragon from Macao. Ask Records to verify it, will you?
Miss Moneypenny: Uh, sorry, sweetie. You're off duty. File it till you get back.
Bond: Moneypenny, next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee.
Miss Moneypenny: On yogurt and lemon juice? Ah-ha-ha. I can hardly wait!
Miss Moneypenny: [Looking at a photograph] A smashing figure! I don't suppose that has anything to do with your request.
Bond: Was there ever a man more misunderstood.
Miss Moneypenny: Now, James, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. You may be able to con the old man, but, I know better.
-- Miss MoneypennyMiss Moneypenny: *You* are late!
James Bond: Yes. Some people on the roads really burn you up these days.
Sir James: [taking the reins of the British Secret Service] Oh, by the way, Moneypenny, since I've come in here, have you heard me stammer?
Miss Moneypenny: No, sir!
Sir James: Splendid. Let me know if I do; I haven't got time for that sort of thing now.
-- Miss MoneypennyMiss Moneypenny: I really have to note your qualifications.
Cooper: Height: six foot two and a half. 184 pounds. Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kama Sutra black belt.
Miss Moneypenny: Very impressive. How do you spell that?
Cooper: I'll show you!
Sir James: Ah, this is where you come in Moneypenny. I want you to go through all the Auxiliary Files.
Miss Moneypenny: The lot, sir? It'll take all night.
Sir James: Your mother did some of her best work at night.
-- Miss MoneypennySir James: Good lord! Moneypenny, you haven't changed a bit.
[Long Kiss]
Miss Moneypenny: Actually, I'm Miss Moneypenny's daughter.
Sir James: How is your dear mother?
Miss Moneypenny: [Kissing on a bed] And what is your name?
Cooper: Cooper, big eyes; but, don't be formal, call me Coop.
Miss Moneypenny: It sounds like something for keeping birds.
Cooper: That's me!
-- Miss MoneypennySir James: From now on, all remaining agents and trainees will be known as James Bond 007, including the girls.
Cooper: Won't that be rather confusing, sir?
Sir James: Exactly! The enemy won't know which way to turn. You are now, James Bond.
Miss Moneypenny: Congratulations, 007.
Cooper: And you, 007, sir.
Sir James: Good hunting, 007!
Sir James: No one can be such a perverse idiot as to assault a Customs official. It must be deliberate.
Miss Moneypenny: It may just be natural talent, sir.
-- Miss MoneypennySir James: I must say, this place brings back a few memories.
Miss Moneypenny: Yes. Mother told me some of them.
Sir James: [Opens liquor cabinet] She probably also told you that I'm partial to jasmine tea.
Miss Moneypenny: [Writes it down] Jasmine tea, sir.
Miss Moneypenny: Eh, wIll you be needing me tonight, sir?
Sir James: Very probably.
-- Miss Moneypenny
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